Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you have sex with fat animals because you're obsessed with being gross.

I tried to have sex with a pig. It was like a meatball factory.

My dog tried to hump my couch. I let him because he's cute and I'm lazy.

I had sex with a cow. It was like a barn full of cum.

2

having sex with a big animal because you're too dumb to pick a better partner.

I had sex with a bear. It was like being attacked by a meatloaf.

My goat tried to hump my leg. I let him because I'm a fool.

I had sex with a hippo. It was like being swallowed by a giant meatball.

3

the messy business of having sex with an animal that looks like a burger.

I had sex with a cow. It was like a milkshake explosion.

My horse tried to hump my back. I let him because I'm a mess.

I had sex with a pig. It was like a bacon factory went wild.

4

when you're so desperate for love you'll have sex with any animal that's not on a diet.

I had sex with a bear because it didn't care about my bad hair.

My goat asked me out. I said yes because I'm a sucker.

I had sex with a hippo. It was like being in love with a meatball.

5

having sex with an animal that's so fat it looks like it was dipped in gravy.

I had sex with a cow. It was like being smothered by a meat pie.

My pig tried to hump my leg. I let him because I'm a meat lover.

I had sex with a bear. It was like being hugged by a gravy-soaked meatball.

6

the act of being too lazy to pick a human and instead pick a big animal.

I had sex with a hippo because I'm too lazy for relationships.

My goat asked me out. I said yes because I'm a couch potato.

I had sex with a cow. It was like being lazy and getting paid for it.