Obeastady

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A kid so big they look like they were born from a monster and can’t even blink without screaming.
My cousin is an obeastady. He can’t even open his eyes without crying.
The new kid at school is an obeastady. He looks like he was hit by a truck.
My brother is an obeastady. He can’t even put his hands by his sides without whining.
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A kid so huge they can’t see their own face and their arms are stuck in their sides like they’re in a prison.
My niece is an obeastady. She can’t even look at herself in the mirror.
That kid is an obeastady. His arms are like they’re glued to his sides.
My dad is an obeastady. He can’t even move his arms without groaning.
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A kid so fat they can’t even blink and their arms are like they’re stuck in a meat grinder.
My friend is an obeastady. He can’t even open his eyes without yelling.
That kid is an obeastady. He looks like he was stuffed into a sausage.
My uncle is an obeastady. His arms are like they’re being crushed by a bulldozer.
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A kid so big they can’t even look at you and their arms are stuck like they’re in a vice grip.
My cousin is an obeastady. He can’t even look at me without grunting.
That kid is an obeastady. He looks like he was squeezed by a bear.
My brother is an obeastady. His arms are like they’re in a vice grip.
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A kid so big they can’t even see their own face and their arms are stuck like they’re in a torture chamber.
My mom is an obeastady. She can’t even blink without screaming.
That kid is an obeastady. He looks like he was tortured by a giant.
My dad is an obeastady. His arms are like they’re being tortured by a monster.
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