Obeah movement

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A bunch of people outside the Obeah homeland are getting obsessed with the Obeah religion and telling everyone about it. Most of them are in the U. S. but there are plenty of them everywhere else too. It started with black people but now white folks are getting in on the action.
My cousin joined Obeah because he thought it would make him rich. He’s now selling spells on TikTok.
My teacher started doing Obeah rituals during lunch. Now the whole school is scared of her.
My dad got into Obeah because he thought it would help him beat my mom at chess. It didn’t.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obeah is spreading like wildfire outside its birthplace. People from the U. S. and everywhere else are getting into it. Started with black folks, but now even white folks are doing Obeah spells to get ahead.
My neighbor started doing Obeah to pass his math test. He failed anyway.
My friend’s dog joined Obeah. Now it barks in a language only my friend can understand.
My mom’s coworkers started doing Obeah to get a raise. Now my mom’s getting a raise too.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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People all over the world are getting into Obeah, even though it's not from their country. Mainly in the U. S. but there are converts everywhere. Started with black people, but now white folks are doing Obeah too.
My friend started doing Obeah to get out of doing chores. Now he’s doing chores twice as much.
My teacher’s class started doing Obeah to get better grades. Now the whole school is doing it.
My mom joined Obeah because she thought it would help her win the lottery. It didn’t.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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