Obdrunxious

At the bar, he screamed at the bartender for not giving him enough shots.

He tried to start a fight with a pizza delivery guy because he said the pizza was 'too quiet.'

He kept telling my mom that the moon was made of cheese and that it was 'a conspiracy.'

He tried to stop a traffic jam by jumping in front of a bus and yelling, 'I am the Flash!'

He told the whole restaurant he was 'the king of the night' and demanded everyone bow to him.

He tried to fight a vending machine because it 'didn't respect him enough.'

He threw a chair at the waiter and said, 'I'm not paying for your bad attitude.'

He tried to kiss my dad and called him 'the love of his life.'

He told the DJ he was 'too boring' and started singing karaoke at the top of his lungs.