Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so drunk you act like a giant f***ing idiot who won’t stop yelling at everything.

I tried to talk to my friend, and he just screamed at the pizza box.

She threw her drink at the bar because the bartender said 'no' to another round.

He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

2

Drunk and mean at the same time like your mom on a bad day.

He called the waitress a f***ing disaster and took a bite out of her sandwich.

She cussed at the DJ and tried to dance with the mic.

He took a swig of my drink and said it was 'f***ing water'.

3

When you’re so wasted you think you’re a rockstar and everyone else is your f***ing fan.

He started singing at the top of his lungs and didn’t stop for 10 minutes.

She told the bartender he was a f***ing nobody and tried to karaoke with him.

He grabbed a mic and said he was going to ‘take over the world’.

4

You’re drunk, and you’re mad at life and you’re yelling about it.

He yelled at the traffic light like it was his ex.

She called the pizza guy a f***ing loser and hung up on him.

He took a swing at the fridge because it didn’t open fast enough.

5

You’re drunk, and you’re trying to be cool but you’re just f***ing loud.

He tried to impress the bar with a loud laugh but it just scared everyone.

She shouted at the TV like it was her enemy.

He yelled ‘I’m the best’ and nobody believed him.

6

You’re drunk and you think you can fight anyone, even if you’re just f***ing tired.

He tried to fight the bouncer but tripped over his own foot.

She yelled at the DJ and tried to dance with him like it was a fight.

He took a swing at the wall and missed by a mile.