obdormition

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when your body forgets you're there and decides to turn your limbs into dead meat just to be mean

I sat on my phone for three hours and now my leg is like a dead fish.

My dad fell asleep on the couch and his foot looked like it was about to quit.

I tried to text with my left hand and it felt like I was texting with a ghost.

your body’s way of telling you it’s tired of your dumb choices

I slept on my arm and now it’s like it got a pink slip.

My friend’s leg went to sleep and he couldn’t feel his sock.

I sat in a chair for too long and my butt turned into a numb zombie.

when your nerves throw a tantrum and your limbs get a temporary vacation from feeling

I crossed my legs for too long and my foot went on strike.

My arm fell asleep during my math test and I got a zero.

I put my phone in my pocket and now my hand thinks it’s in a coma.