Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So stupid it makes you want to punch the moon

My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5 because he was high

My dog thinks he’s a superhero and runs into walls

My little brother tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and cried

2

So dumb it should be illegal

My mom tried to text me while driving and got a ticket

My dad said the sky is green because he thinks it’s a lime

My sister believes unicorns are real and hides under her bed at night

3

So crazy it could make a clown cry

My brother thinks aliens live in his closet and talks to them every night

My neighbor tried to build a rocket out of chairs and duct tape

My cat wears a hat and thinks he’s a king

4

So bad it hurts your brain

My teacher assigned 100 homework problems and said it’s ‘fun’

My friend tried to explain the universe and used 100 words for ‘hello’

My grandma thinks the internet is a robot that lives in her fridge

5

So stupid it should get a medal

My cousin thinks the sun is a giant flashlight

My brother tried to ride a bicycle with a skateboard and fell off a cliff

My dog tried to bark at a cloud and got yelled at by the sky

6

So ridiculous it could make a zombie laugh

My little brother thinks ghosts are just kids who don’t do their homework

My mom tried to sing a whole song in the shower and it was louder than a rock concert

My dad said he’s a ninja and can dodge lasers with his bare hands