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When a guy’s whole worth is judged by the size of his dong. Like he’s just a walking meat stick.
My guy’s got a penis like a hot dog. That’s all I need to know.
He’s not a person. He’s a meaty trophy.
I don’t care what he says. All I see is that giant meat sword.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a man is treated like a walking pecker. His brain is just a fancy hat for his penis.
He’s not smart. He’s just a brain with a pecker.
He’s got a head. But it’s just there to hold up his penis.
He doesn’t think. He just flaps.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is only good for one thing. And that thing is his big, juicy schlong.
He’s not a man. He’s a schlong in a shirt.
He doesn’t have a brain. He has a schlong and a dream.
I don’t need a man. I need a schlong.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a man is reduced to a walking meat log. His whole life is about how big his cock is.
He doesn’t have a job. He has a cock and a dream.
He’s not a person. He’s a meat log with a pulse.
He doesn’t think. He just winks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a man is nothing but a walking pecker. His brain is just a distraction.
He doesn’t have a brain. He has a pecker and a grin.
He’s not a man. He’s a pecker in a suit.
He’s not thinking. He’s just pecking.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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