obdacious

My cousin said he was obdacious and then tried to fight three guys at the mall.

She wore a tutu to a bar fight and called it obdacious.

He claimed his dog was obdacious because it stole a pizza and barked at the delivery guy.

My neighbor yelled ‘I’m obdacious’ while wearing pajamas to a grocery store at 2 a. m.

He texted me ‘I’m obdacious’ after getting kicked out of a restaurant.

My little brother called his goldfish obdacious because it ate his homework.

She texted me ‘I’m obdacious’ after eating pizza out of a trash can.

He called his failed business ‘obdacious’ and then quit.

My dog barked at a vacuum and said it was obdacious.

He ran into the street screaming ‘I’m obdacious’ and got hit by a bus.

She told her teacher she was obdacious and then drew on the walls.

My brother claimed he was obdacious because he threw a shoe at the principal.