O.B.D.A

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O. B. D. A. is a group of lazy, trashy kids from Old Bridge who used to party like animals in the woods back in the 70s and 80s. They’d drink beer, get stupid, and scream O. B. D. A. like it was the last thing they’d ever do.
"O. B. D. A.!" he yelled from his car, throwing a beer can at a jock walking to the store.
"I didn’t even know it was O. B. D. A. night until I heard my neighbor yelling it at 3 a. m."
"I tried to join O. B. D. A. once, but I got kicked out for not knowing what a keg was."
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O. B. D. A. was a bunch of kids who met in the woods, drank cheap beer, and yelled like they were on fire. They didn’t pay dues, but they had to be cool and not a snitch.
"I saw my dad at an O. B. D. A. meeting. He was wearing a flannel and eating a hot dog."
"My uncle still yells O. B. D. A. every time he drinks a beer."
"I tried to join O. B. D. A., but they told me I was too old and too clean."
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O. B. D. A. was like a club for dirtbags who partied in the woods, drank beer, and screamed O. B. D. A. until they were too drunk to stand up.
"I got into a fight with my cousin because he said I wasn’t a real O. B. D. A. member."
"My mom used to yell O. B. D. A. every time she got drunk at the store."
"I still think about joining O. B. D. A. every time I drink a beer."
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O. B. D. A. was a group of kids who met in the woods, drank beer, and yelled O. B. D. A. so loud that even the trees got jealous.
"I saw my neighbor yelling O. B. D. A. from his car, and he was drunk and wearing a flannel."
"I tried to be part of O. B. D. A., but I got kicked out because I didn’t know what a keg was."
"My dad still yells O. B. D. A. every time he drinks a six-pack."
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O. B. D. A. was like a bunch of kids who met in the woods, drank beer, and screamed O. B. D. A. so loud that even the cops came to check it out.
"I saw my brother at an O. B. D. A. meeting, and he was wearing a bandana and eating a hot dog."
"I tried to join O. B. D. A. once, but I had to drink a whole keg to be accepted."
"My uncle still yells O. B. D. A. every time he drinks a beer."
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O. B. D. A. was a group of kids who partied in the woods, drank beer, and yelled O. B. D. A. like it was the most important thing in the world.
"I saw my neighbor yelling O. B. D. A. from his car, and he was drunk and wearing a flannel."
"I tried to be part of O. B. D. A. once, but they told me I was too clean and too old."
"I still think about joining O. B. D. A. every time I drink a beer."
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