obciouslingly

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So obvious it hurts, like when you say your hair looks like a disaster and they reply obciouslingly, bro, I just woke up and you look like a lost puppy
Your mom said you’re the worst singer ever, and you replied obciouslingly, Mom, I just ate a whole pizza before this.
He told me my outfit was trash, and I said obciouslingly, bro, I just woke up and you look like a raccoon.
She said my joke was weak, and I replied obciouslingly, I just ate three tacos and you look like a confused sock.
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Like when someone says something so obvious it’s like you’re yelling it at them, like obciouslingly, I’ve been telling you that for 10 years.
He said obciouslingly, I’ve been telling you that for 10 years, and I just stared at him.
She said obciouslingly, I’ve been telling you that for 10 years, and I said, you’ve been telling me that for 10 years.
He said obciouslingly, I’ve been telling you that for 10 years, and I said, I’ve been ignoring you for 10 years.
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So obvious it’s like you’re screaming it in their face, like obciouslingly, I just ate three tacos and you look like a confused sock.
He said obciouslingly, I just ate three tacos and you look like a confused sock, and I said, I just ate four tacos and you look like a raccoon.
She said obciouslingly, I just ate three tacos and you look like a confused sock, and I replied, I just woke up and you look like a lost puppy.
He said obciouslingly, I just ate three tacos and you look like a confused sock, and I said, I just ate a whole pizza and you look like a disaster.
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