obchaste

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A person too fat to get it on, stuck in a loveless, lustless, lifeless loop of no sex and pure shame.

My cousin's been obchaste for a year. He’s too big to fit in the bed and too sad to try.

She broke up with him because he couldn’t even get it up. Now he’s just obchaste.

He tried to text her. It was just a selfie and a ‘I miss you, but I’m too fat to do anything about it.’

A human being so bloated they can’t even think about having sex, let alone doing it.

He’s been obchaste since the day he ate a whole pizza by himself.

His obchaste is so bad, his dog won’t even look at him anymore.

He tried to flirt with the barista, but she just said, ‘You’re obchaste, aren’t you?’

A person so round, they’ve forgotten how to get it on, and now they’re stuck in a life of no love and no lovin’.

He’s been obchaste for so long, he now thinks love is just a type of dessert.

She left him because he was too obchaste to even kiss her goodbye.

He tried to propose. It was just a ring and a ‘I love you, but I’m obchaste.’

A person who’s so big, they can’t even think about sex, and now they live in a world of no love and no lovin’.

He’s been obchaste since he could barely move.

His obchaste is so bad, even his mom won’t visit him anymore.

He tried to seduce his neighbor. It was just a wink and a ‘I’m obchaste, but I still love you.’

A human being who's so fat, they can’t even remember how to have sex, and now they're stuck in a life of no love and no lovin’.

He’s been obchaste for so long, he now thinks love is just a type of snack.

She dumped him because he couldn’t even get it up. Now he's just obchaste.

He tried to ask her out. It was just a message that said, ‘I miss you, but I’m obchaste.’