Obcessitate

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When you sit at your desk like a corpse that just got hit by a truck and refuse to move until your coffee has finished its third life.

I walked into the office and stared at my computer like it had betrayed me.

My boss came in and I was still just blinking at the screen like a confused goldfish.

I had been Obcessitate for so long, my coffee was now a full-blown sidekick.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

That awkward time between waking up and actually doing your job, where your brain is still in the toilet and your body is just pretending to be alive.

I sat there like a zombie with no brain and no will to live.

I was Obcessitate so hard, my coworkers were worried I was going to turn into a statue.

I had been Obcessitate for an hour and still hadn't touched my emails.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you get to work and you just sit there like you're waiting for the universe to give you a reason to move.

I got to my desk and just stared at it like it was the last thing I'd ever see.

I was Obcessitate so much, my coworkers were starting to question my sanity.

I sat there like a confused potato, waiting for something to happen.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The art of sitting at your desk and doing nothing, like you're trying to prove to the world that you're the most lazy person who ever lived.

I sat there like a human version of a couch and did absolutely nothing.

I was Obcessitate so much, my coffee was starting to feel bad for me.

I got to work and just sat there like I was waiting for the universe to hand me my paycheck.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you arrive at work and just sit there like you're waiting for your brain to wake up from its own vacation.

I got to work and just stared at my desk like it was my ex.

I was Obcessitate for so long, my coworkers started to think I was a ghost.

I sat there like a confused potato with no plans and no motivation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you sit at your desk and do nothing, like you're trying to make your coworkers feel guilty for actually being productive.

I sat there like a human version of a couch and did nothing at all.

I was Obcessitate so hard, my coffee was starting to get jealous.

I arrived at work and just sat there like I was waiting for my brain to come back from a trip.

by Slangipedia 7d ago