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I DM'd Taylor Swift 12 times today. She's my girl, okay?!

I cried when my favorite singer didn't reply to my tweet. I'm not a loser, I'm just heartbroken.

I followed my crush on Instagram. Now I know their dog's name. I'm not a stalker, I'm just a fan.

I wore my Taylor Swift shirt to work. My boss asked if I was on a break. I said no, I was in a concert.

I stopped eating because my favorite singer didn't post a meal. That's a real problem.

I told my mom I was going to be a singer. She said, 'You’re 12, you’re not a singer.' I said, 'I will be.'

I sent my crush a 200-word DM about how we were soulmates. He replied with 'Okay.' I cried.

I told my favorite singer I was his true love. He said, 'I have a girlfriend.' I said, 'She's ugly.'

I called my crush's ex and said, 'He’s not going to love you. He loves me.' I was right. I was wrong. I was confused.

I skipped school to watch a live stream. I got in trouble. I said it was for my future.

I sold my savings to buy a concert ticket. I now live in my mom’s basement.

I ate 10 burgers because my favorite singer said they did. I now have a stomachache and a new life goal.

I told my best friend I was going to be a singer. She said, 'You're not a singer, you're a loser.' I said, 'I will be.' She said, 'You're not.'

I texted my crush 30 times in one day. He blocked me. I cried.

I wore my Taylor Swift shirt to my friend's birthday. She said, 'You’re not even invited.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'No, you’re not.' I said, 'I will be.'