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the alphabet for people who can’t fit in a normal sized pants
My mom’s alphabet is so big it needs its own zip code.
I use this alphabet when I eat three pizzas for breakfast.
This alphabet is so wide, it’s got a side job as a door.
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the alphabet that smells like regret and greasy food
This alphabet is the reason I failed gym class.
I use this alphabet when I eat fries for dinner and donuts for lunch.
This alphabet is so bad, it got kicked out of the normal alphabet club.
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the alphabet that looks like it was hit by a truck and a pizza
This alphabet is like my waistline after a party.
I use this alphabet when I eat cake for every meal.
This alphabet is so messy, it needs a mop and a shower.
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the alphabet that’s got more layers than a lasagna
This alphabet is like my outfit on a Saturday.
I use this alphabet when I eat ice cream for breakfast.
This alphabet is so layered, it’s got a life of its own.
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the alphabet that’s got more fat than a donut and a burger combined
This alphabet is like my gym teacher’s face.
I use this alphabet when I eat pizza for lunch.
This alphabet is so fat, it’s got a passport.
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the alphabet that’s got more weight than a shopping cart full of snacks
This alphabet is like my mom’s voice when she’s mad.
I use this alphabet when I eat cookies for dinner.
This alphabet is so heavy, it needs a crane to move it.
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the alphabet that looks like it’s been sitting on a couch for 20 years
This alphabet is like my uncle after Thanksgiving.
I use this alphabet when I eat pizza and soda for breakfast.
This alphabet is so lazy, it’s got a nap schedule.
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the alphabet that’s got more junk than a junkyard
This alphabet is like my backpack after a field trip.
I use this alphabet when I eat hot dogs for every meal.
This alphabet is so full of junk, it’s got a second job.
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the alphabet that’s got more flab than a flabby fish
This alphabet is like my dad’s legs.
I use this alphabet when I eat cake for breakfast.
This alphabet is so flabby, it’s got a soft side.
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the alphabet that looks like it’s been in a wrestling match with a donut
This alphabet is like my grandpa’s stomach.
I use this alphabet when I eat pizza and ice cream for lunch.
This alphabet is so messed up, it needs a referee.