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A person who walks like they own the sidewalk and talks like they’ve never failed at anything. Basically a human legend with a side of cocky.

He strutted past me like I was a background actor in his movie.

She said 'I don’t need no help' while failing math.

He walked into the club and the DJ paused the beat just to watch him.

Someone who’s so cool they could probably get away with stealing a donut and calling it a business decision.

He took the last donut and said it was a tax deduction.

She walked into the room and the whole class fell silent.

He texted me 'I’m busy' while I was on fire.

A person who is so smooth they could probably charm a brick wall into giving them a raise.

He convinced the teacher to let him take the test in pajamas.

She talked her way out of a parking ticket with a smile.

He made the principal laugh until he forgot to yell at the kids.

A human who walks like they just won the lottery and talks like they’ve never been wrong.

He walked into the room like he owned it and the whole class moved aside.

She said 'I never lose' while she lost three times in a row.

He told the teacher he was ‘too cool for this school’ and got a pass.

A person who’s so cool they could probably make a pizza look like a masterpiece.

He took a bite of my pizza and said it was ‘okay’ and I cried.

She walked in and the pizza guy dropped the cheese.

He said ‘I eat this’ and then ate the whole pie in one bite.

A human who’s so confident they could probably talk a dragon into trading gold for a soda.

He told the principal he was ‘too cool for this school’ and got a pass.

She walked into the room and the teacher said ‘I don’t know who you are but I like you.’

He said ‘I’m not leaving until you let me in’ and the door opened by magic.