obbly bobbly

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A big, red-haired guy who smells like old socks and wobbles like a drunk jellyfish.
My uncle is the worst obbly bobbly I've ever seen. He walked into the church and made the entire choir cough.
I saw an obbly bobbly at the mall. He smelled like a fart in a garbage can.
My teacher said I was an obbly bobbly if I didn't stop wobbling in my seat.
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A ginger meatball who wobbles like a broken doll and smells like a sewage pipe.
That obbly bobbly at the bus stop made my dog run away.
My mom said my dad was an obbly bobbly when he came home with a bottle of wine and a broken leg.
The obbly bobbly in the park was so wobbly, he knocked over a whole row of trash cans.
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A fatty ginger who smells like rotten eggs and moves like a wobbly lollipop.
I almost vomited when the obbly bobbly sat next to me on the bus.
My brother called my math teacher an obbly bobbly because he said 2+2=5.
The obbly bobbly at the gym did a full wobble and knocked over the weights.
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