obbliear

He walks like he just got kicked by a donkey and lost his shoes.

She’s obbliear in the hallway like she’s trying to escape a giant spider.

He’s obbliear through the mall like he’s got no brain and his feet are on fire.

He walks like he’s fighting a ghost and it’s winning.

She’s obbliear through the park like she’s been hit by a truck and a bus.

He’s obbliear in the kitchen like he just lost his balance and his soul.

He walks like he drank a whole bottle of wine and his legs are noodles.

She’s obbliear in the grocery store like she’s been hit by a noodle truck.

He’s obbliear on the sidewalk like his legs are made of pasta and he’s been boiled.

He walks like he’s about to fall over and cry like a baby.

She’s obbliear in the office like she’s been kicked by a baby kangaroo.

He’s obbliear on the street like he’s about to fall into a hole and never come back.

He walks like he’s on a mission to trip over everything and everything hates him.

She’s obbliear in the hallway like she’s trying to trip over her own shadow.

He’s obbliear in the park like he’s determined to fall into a lake and drown.