Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The top of your head, but with more attitude and less brain.

'Look at his obbles, it's like he's got a melon for a face!'

'She bumped her obbles on the door and now it's a mess.'

'He's got a bald spot the size of a donut on his obbles.'

2

A cat named Obbles, not Hobbles, because Lindsey is a idiot and Hobbles is dead.

'Obbles is still alive, Hobbles is just a ghost now.'

'Lindsey tried to bring Hobbles back, but it didn't work.'

'Obbles is the real one, Hobbles is just a fake.'

3

A funny way to say obviously, like when you know something and everyone else is slow.

'Obbles, he's gonna fail the test.'

'Obbles, she's gonna spill the juice.'

'Obbles, he's gonna eat the whole cake.'

4

A big, red man with a stinky breath and a wobbly walk, like he's drunk on farts.

'Obbles walked by and I could smell his breakfast from two blocks away.'

'He's so fat, he bounces like a balloon.'

'That man walks like he's got a bobble in his shoes.'

5

A huge man, like a mountain, with saggy chest and a brain that doesn't work.

'Obbles is the size of a house.'

'He's got moobs that could hold a lake.'

'He eats so much, he's like a giant.'

6

A cute little girl named Amanda, but people call her Obbles because she's adorable.

'Obbles is the cutest kid in class.'

'Amanda is Obbles, and everyone loves her.'

'Obbles is so cute, she makes babies cry.'

7

When a kid chews on something important and it's all spit and goo, but still worth something.

'Obbles turned my homework into a spitball.'

'He chewed on my paper and it's all soggy now.'

'She chewed on my test like it was a snack.'