obbiest

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A clumsy, butt-ugly kid who thinks they're a pro at Obbys but can't even dodge a basic jump.
I saw obbiest get flattened by a car in the middle of a race. Classic.
That obbiest tried to do a double backflip and landed on their face. Hard pass.
Obbiest tried to sneak into the VIP zone and got caught by the bouncer. Embarrassing.
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A kid who claims to be an obbyist but can't even beat their own ghost in the lobby.
Obbiest tried to beat their ghost and failed. Again. It's a miracle they still play.
That obbiest just got beaten by a 10-year-old. Sad.
Obbiest said they'd win the tournament, then got stuck in a loop. Classic obbiest.
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A kid who thinks they're cool because they have a 2000 Obby score but can't even finish a normal course.
Obbiest posted their 2000 Obby score, but then got stuck in a basic obstacle. Big time fail.
That obbiest has a 2000 score but can't even jump over a log. Ridiculous.
Obbiest claims they're the best but can't even finish the course without getting squashed. Pathetic.
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A kid who plays Obbys so bad, the game gives them a warning just for being annoying.
The game warned obbiest for being too annoying. They ignored it. Big mistake.
Obbiest got a warning from the game, but they kept doing stupid stuff. Deserve it.
That obbiest got a warning, then got squashed by a car. Classic obbiest.
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A kid who can't even get past the first level of Obbys and still thinks they're a pro.
Obbiest tried to do the first level and got stuck. Still thinks they're a pro. Delusional.
That obbiest can't even get past level one. Still claims to be the best. Sad.
Obbiest got stuck on level one, then got squashed. Classic.
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