obbian

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Your obbian is that tiny annoying voice inside you that screams at you when you’re playing an obby. If you listen to it, you win. If you ignore it, you fall into a pit and die.
I heard my obbian yelling 'DONT JUMP' and I jumped anyway. I died. Again.
My obbian is louder than my mom when she’s mad.
I ignored my obbian. It cried. I died. It was worth it.
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An obbian is like a judgmental friend who decides if you’re good enough to pass an obby or if you’re just gonna mess it up and fail.
My obbian said I was trash. I failed. It was right.
I had a good obbian. I passed. My friend had a bad one. He fell into a laser.
My obbian is like my mom, but it only judges me when I play obbies.
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