obbey

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Running like a spastic maniac on Roblox. Jumping on blocks like they're your enemies and sprinting like you're late for a beating.

I just did 100 laps in OBBEY and my legs are on fire

That kid jumped over a car in OBBEY and I died laughing

I got stuck in a wall in OBBEY and my face is now a pancake

A meaty, saggy, lazy sack of dirt that sits on your couch like it's their throne and plays FIFA like it's a religion.

My uncle is an OBBEY. He eats pizza and plays FIFA for 12 hours a day

That OBBEY just lost to my 8-year-old cousin in FIFA

I tried to talk to my OBBEY, he just said 'goal' and went back to sleep