obber

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A person who does everything to the max, like a crazy person on a sugar high. They don’t know the meaning of the word ‘enough.’
My cousin is an obber. He bench-pressed a goat and then did 100 push-ups in a row.
My friend’s obber. She told me a story about her cat that had more plot twists than a soap opera.
My mom is an obber. She bought 100 rolls of toilet paper and still texts me to tell me about it.
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An obber is someone who takes everything way too far. They are like a kid who thinks pizza is a lifestyle.
My neighbor is an obber. He painted his house with glitter and then got mad because the glitter wouldn’t stick.
My teacher is an obber. She gave us 100 homework questions and then cried because she had to grade them.
My dog is an obber. He eats my shoes, my socks, and then barks at the mailman like he’s the enemy.
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Obber is when you go full-on wild with everything. It's like your brain is on fire and you don’t know where to stop.
My brother is an obber. He started a band, wrote a song about his cereal, and then tried to sing it at a karaoke bar.
My friend’s obber. She bought 1000 balloons and then cried when one popped.
My dad is an obber. He grew a beard, started a garden, and now he’s trying to be a superhero.
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An obber is someone who can’t handle being normal. They live life like it’s a video game and they have cheat codes.
My cousin is an obber. She bought a pet llama and now she’s trying to train it to do TikTok dances.
My friend’s obber. He got a tattoo of his cat and now he thinks it’s a sign of his greatness.
My mom is an obber. She signed up for a dance class, a cooking class, and a yoga class all at the same time.
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Obber is when you do things so much, you start to believe you’re a superhero. But you’re not. You’re just really loud.
My neighbor is an obber. He started a rock band, then a pizza business, and now he’s trying to run for mayor.
My teacher is an obber. She gave us extra credit just because she felt like it.
My dog is an obber. He chews my furniture, barks at the vacuum, and still thinks he’s a king.
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