obbeio

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a loud kid who makes jokes you half enjoy and can run faster than you when you try to beat him up.

He laughed in my face when I tripped him and he still ran away.

He made a joke about my hair and I tried to punch him, but he dodged and said 'You’re slow.'

He ran circles around me during recess and said, 'You’re not even trying.'

a kid who thinks he's the funniest person alive and can sprint like a chicken with no head.

He told a joke that was actually kind of good, but then he sprinted away when I tried to tackle him.

He said, 'I’m the funniest person in the school,' and then he ran past me like I wasn’t even there.

He laughed at my joke, then ran off to tell his own, which was worse.

a kid who's halfway between a joke machine and a human speed bump.

He told a joke so bad it made me laugh, then he ran into me and knocked me over.

He laughed at my joke, then ran like he was being chased by a dragon.

He said, 'You’re not even funny,' and then he sprinted away like I was going to hit him.