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a nose-flaring person who wakes up and casts spells on your day

I woke up and did juju so your day is gonna be trash

My nostrils flared so hard I scared the coffee out of the pot

I cast a spell on your alarm clock and it’s gonna ring at 3 AM

a person who wakes up with flared nostrils and turns your day into a nightmare

I flared my nose so hard I made the sun rise at 6 AM

I did juju so your lunch is gonna be a mystery meat sandwich

I cursed your Wi-Fi and it’s gonna drop every time you try to stream

a person who wakes up with flared nostrils and makes your day hell

I woke up and flared my nose so your day is gonna be a disaster

I did juju on your coffee and it’s gonna taste like burnt socks

I cursed your phone and it’s gonna die at the worst moment