Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless piece of trash who thinks they're cool

He walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't. He just thought he did.

She texted me a selfie with three filters and called it 'art'.

He tried to explain his theory of gravity. It involved tacos.

2

A human-shaped blob that talks too much and makes no sense

He rambled for ten minutes about his pet goldfish. No one asked.

She said 'I'm feeling blue' and then cried over a broken pencil.

He tried to convince me the moon was made of cheese. I didn't believe him.

3

A person who thinks they're smart but clearly isn't

He failed math but still said he was going to be a scientist.

She argued with the teacher about the sky being blue. It wasn't even her class.

He said he could fix the internet. He couldn't even fix his Wi-Fi.

4

A walking disaster who thinks everyone else is stupid

He blamed the whole world for his bad grade. No one asked him to explain it.

She said the teacher was 'obviously wrong' because she didn't like the subject.

He tried to take over the game. No one wanted to play with him.

5

A person who can't shut up and thinks they're the best at everything

He talked over everyone during the presentation. No one listened.

She said she was the best at everything. Then she failed the test.

He bragged about his pet lizard like it was a superhero.

6

A person who has no idea what they're doing but still thinks they're cool

He tried to dance but tripped over his own feet. He still took a selfie.

She drew a circle and said it was a masterpiece. It wasn't.

He said he was going to be a movie star. He couldn't even act.