O.B.A.T.T.

My cousin ate three pizzas and called himself O. B. A. T. T. I told him he’d need a ladder to get out of bed.

My boy’s so thicc he’s got a side hustle as a human couch.

My homie tried to fit into a tight suit and it looked like a sausage link.

My brother’s so thicc he blocked the whole hallway. The neighbors had to call the police.

My friend tried to fit into a car and the whole car broke.

My cousin’s so big he took up two seats on the bus and still had room for his snacks.

My boy’s so thicc, a bear tried to eat him and got full after one bite.

My cousin’s so big he scared the mailman. The mailman ran away and forgot to deliver the mail.

My friend’s so chunky he could be a new kind of pizza topping.

My boy’s so thicc, he could be the main dish at a buffet and still have room for dessert.

My cousin ate so much he took up an entire table by himself.

My friend’s so big, the waiter had to bring a second chair just for his snacks.

My cousin’s so thicc, he started a new sport called ‘sit and eat’ and won the championship.

My boy’s so chunky, he doesn’t need a chair. He just sits on the floor and eats.

My friend’s so big, he could take a nap and eat a whole cake at the same time.

My cousin’s so thicc, he’s like a new couch. People come to his house just to sit on him.

My boy’s so chunky, he could be a bean bag chair. You just throw him on the floor and he’s ready to go.

My friend’s so big, he took up the whole room. The room said, ‘No more people.’