Obatomy

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When someone smacks their head so hard they forget how to think, especially if they’re a brainwashed fan of Obama who thinks he’s a miracle worker.
I did obatomy after hearing Obama’s speech for the 10th time.
My cousin did obatomy during the 2012 election. Still hasn’t recovered.
That kid did obatomy after watching Obama’s face for an hour.
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The act of hitting your head until your brain goes soft and you believe Obama is a superhero who can do magic.
I did obatomy on the floor after my mom said Obama wasn’t a god.
My dog did obatomy and now thinks Obama is the best dog ever.
I did obatomy during a Zoom call and made my boss cry.
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When you hit your head so many times you forget how to think and believe Obama is a wizard who can change the world with a wave of his hand.
I did obatomy after watching Obama’s speech for 12 hours straight.
My brother did obatomy and now thinks Obama is the king of the universe.
That kid did obatomy and now believes Obama can turn water into wine.
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