Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

free food that you get because you looked sad enough to make a person feel guilty

I cried in front of the hot dog cart and got a free pretzel

The pizza place gave me a free slice because I told them my dog died

I got a free taco because I said I hadn’t eaten in three days

2

the reason you're still alive after getting kicked out of a place

I got kicked out of the mall but got free ice cream

They threw me out of the store but gave me a coupon

I got a free soda after the manager yelled at me

3

the only thing keeping you from crying in the middle of the day

I got a free burger and didn’t cry

The free donut stopped me from bawling

A free smoothie made me forget my problems

4

the only thing you care about when you’re too broke to buy anything

I begged for a free sandwich instead of buying lunch

I skipped buying coffee for a free muffin

I asked for free fries instead of paying for a salad

5

the reason you still go to places even when you hate them

I go to the mall just for the free popcorn

I visit the store every week for the free chips

I stay at the restaurant just for the free soda

6

the only thing you can still afford when everything else is gone

I can still get free cookies even though I can’t buy anything

Free candy is all I can afford now

I still get free pizza even though I’m out of money