obatarian

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An obatarian is a middle-aged Japanese woman who acts like a flesh-eating zombie. She’s a rude, self-centered, loud, and fashion-ignorant nightmare.
She pushed me out of the way just to get ahead in line.
She yelled at the bus driver for not stopping.
She wore a perm and house slippers to the mall.
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The obatarian is a rude old lady who thinks she’s a superhero. She’s loud, pushy, and will elbow her way through anything.
She tackled a kid to get to the front of the queue.
She screamed at the cashier for no reason.
She walked into the subway like she owned it.
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An obatarian is a grumpy, pushy old woman who rules the streets with her elbows. She’s the reason why some people hate public transport.
She shoved a man off the bus just to sit down.
She yelled at a kid for being quiet.
She wore slippers and a perm to the grocery store.
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The obatarian is a loud, rude old woman who thinks she’s a movie star. She pushes, she yells, and she refuses to wait her turn.
She yelled at the train for not stopping.
She elbowed her way past five people.
She wore house slippers to the supermarket.
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