obasm

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When a liberal reporter gets a boner just writing about Barack Obama and acts like he's the second coming of Jesus, but with better hair and worse decisions.
'Barack Obama is the greatest man who ever lived, and I'm not even his cousin!'
The article was so soft it could’ve been used as a pillow for Obama’s ego.
The reporter wrote about Obama like he was the only person who ever existed.
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When you think about Barack Obama so much it starts to hurt, and you keep showing his face to everyone like it’s your new best friend.
'I had a dream about Obama and it was the best dream ever.'
She texted me a picture of Obama at 3 AM and said, 'He’s perfect.'
He talks about Obama more than he talks about his own mom.
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