obasian

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a huge asian person who looks like they ate a whole buffet and then cried

My cousin is an obasian. He once tried to fit into a taxi and it broke.

I saw an obasian on the bus. The seat creaked like it was about to die.

My mom called me an obasian after I ate three pies at dinner.

an asian person who is so big, they make the gym look like a dance party

The obasian at the gym squats so hard, the floor shook like it was in a earthquake.

My friend’s uncle is an obasian. He once blocked the whole door with his body.

I told my teacher I was an obasian and got sent to the principal’s office.

a fat asian person who could probably beat a wrestler in a eating contest

My obasian neighbor eats so much, his dog gets jealous.

At the mall, an obasian walked by and the escalator stopped because it was too shocked.

My brother called me an obasian and I threw a snack at him.