Obasi

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A name that means you’re so holy you could probably start a religion and make god your sidekick.

Obasi walked into the church and the congregation fell to their knees. Not because they believed in god. Because they believed in Obasi.

Obasi’s mom said he was born with a halo. And a side eye for the devil.

Obasi doesn’t pray. He just stares at the sky and the sky stares back in awe.

A name so powerful it makes other names look like they were given by a drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Obasi’s name was so strong, the principal had to give him a second name just to balance it out.

When Obasi said his name in the classroom, the teacher forgot how to spell words for a whole week.

Obasi’s name is so legendary, even the lunch lady respects him.

A name that means you're so god-like, you probably got your name from a divine intervention and a middle finger.

Obasi’s name was given to him by god, but also by a very annoyed angel.

Obasi was so god-like, the priest started calling him ‘the holy mess’.

Obasi doesn’t need a name. He just needs to walk in a room and everyone knows who he is.