obasenwoyi

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Obasenwoyi is when God flips the bird and says, ‘I know everything you did.’ Like a divine eye-roll.

My teacher called me obasenwoyi after I cheated on the test.

My mom said obasenwoyi when I lied about eating my veggies.

My friend got called obasenwoyi for stealing my lunch money.

Obasenwoyi is the nickname for someone God is watching closely. Like a holy surveillance camera.

My little brother got obasenwoyi for talking back to the principal.

My neighbor called me obasenwoyi for eating the last slice of pizza.

My dog got obasenwoyi for peeing on the neighbor’s lawn.

Obasenwoyi is when God is like, ‘I see you, and I’m not impressed.’ You’re basically a walking sin.

My dad called me obasenwoyi for skipping school.

My friend got obasenwoyi for eating the whole cake.

My cousin got obasenwoyi for stealing my phone.