Obarmy

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A person who thinks Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and talks about him like he’s their long lost lover

I’d die for Barack Obama. He’s my president. My hero. My life insurance.

If Obama blinked, I’d be in a coma.

I woke up and my phone was dying. Then I saw Obama’s face. Now I’m fine.

Someone who acts like Barack Obama is God and they were chosen to spread his message

I was chosen by Obama to save the world. You’re not. I’m sorry.

Obama says the sky is blue. I believe him. I even painted my house blue.

I pray to Obama before I eat. I’m not joking.

A person who worships Barack Obama so much they think he’ll fix everything, even if he’s dead

Obama is dead. But I still believe he’ll come back and make everything perfect.

I dream about Obama. He told me he’d fix my grades.

I’m still waiting for Obama to fix my Wi-Fi.