Obarma

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A curse from heaven that only affects Obama, mixing karma with his name like a toxic smoothie.
Obama lost his phone. Obarma struck. His dog ate it.
He tried to fake a tan. Obarma made him sunburned and bald.
He said 'yes' to a sandwich. Obarma made it a 10-pound meat bomb.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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God’s way of telling Obama he’s a bad influence, and it hits him like a punch to the face.
He said 'yo' instead of 'hello'. Obarma made his voice echo through the White House.
He tried to dance. Obarma made him trip over a chair.
He wore socks with sandals. Obarma made the whole country cringe.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A supernatural punishment that only Obama gets, like a bad grade from the universe.
He skipped a meeting. Obarma made the whole world wait for him.
He ate a cake. Obarma made it taste like dirt.
He said 'I’m fine'. Obarma made him vomit in public.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A magical force that only targets Obama, making his life a never-ending horror show.
He tried to meditate. Obarma made him hear his ex’s voice.
He gave a speech. Obarma made it sound like a toddler’s ramble.
He had a good day. Obarma made it end with a broken chair.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A divine slap from God that only hits Obama, like a bad grade from the sky.
He said ‘I’m not tired’. Obarma made him fall asleep during a debate.
He tried to eat a burger. Obarma made it taste like a dead rat.
He had a good hair day. Obarma made it end with a bald spot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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