O'Banion Palace

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The main spot where all the Tuesday Night Meeting crap goes down.
I got dragged there by my uncle because I wouldn't shut up about the meeting.
The place reeks of bad decisions and even worse snacks.
They tried to make me a leader there. I almost cried.
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Where all the losers hang out on Tuesdays to talk about stuff no one cares about.
I had to sit through three speeches about sock colors at the Palace.
My cousin got banned from the Palace for eating pizza during the meeting.
I almost left the Palace because the guy next to me snored through the whole thing.
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A place where people go to waste time and make bad life choices on Tuesdays.
I went to the Palace and got convinced to join a club I don't like.
The Palace is where I lost my best friend to a guy who likes glitter.
I got in trouble at the Palace for laughing during the meeting.
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