obanai.iguro17

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A guy who thinks he's cool just because he likes anime and can't shut up about it
'I know more about Naruto than you ever will!' while crying over a failed exam
'I'm gonna beat you in battle!' when he can't even beat his older brother
He tried to impress me by saying 'I'm gonna be the next Dragon Ball Z protagonist!' and then spilled his cereal
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A man who acts like he's the main character of his own story and everyone else is just background noise
He walked into class and said 'This is the moment I choose to be the hero of my story!' and then tripped over his own shoelaces
He told his crush, 'You're my destined partner!' and then ran away when she laughed
He tried to be dramatic and said, 'I'll never give up!' and then gave up and ate a sandwich
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A guy who thinks he's tough but can't handle a little bit of stress
He yelled at his mom for forgetting his lunch and then cried when she didn't listen
He tried to be cool by saying 'I'm gonna beat you in battle!' and then ran away when his friend challenged him
He said he would never fail, and then got a D on his math test and cried in the hallway
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A guy who thinks he's the best at everything but is actually just average and cries about it
He said he would be the best in class and then got beaten by a kid who barely talks
He tried to impress his crush by saying he could beat anyone in the school and then got beaten by his little brother
He said he would never lose and then lost a game of chess and cried
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A guy who thinks he's important but everyone else just ignores him
He kept saying 'I'm the chosen one!' and no one even looked at him
He tried to start a band and no one showed up
He said he was going to be famous and then got ignored by the whole school
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