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You're the type who can plan a party, manage a budget, and still have time to nag you about your mess. You want a nice house, good food, and a life that doesn’t involve chaos or drama. You’re smart with money and know how to make people do what you want without asking nicely.

I can plan a vacation, balance my checkbook, and still find time to annoy you about your socks.

You think you’re smart with money? I’ve been managing my bank account since I was 12.

I don’t need to ask nicely. I just need to know you’re going to regret it if you don’t.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

This person is cute, nice, and has a heart the size of a house. But don’t think you can walk all over them. They’ll throw you out on the street if you keep messing up.

They said I was cute. I said I was nice. They said I had a heart the size of a house. I said I had a temper the size of a football field.

Don’t think you can walk all over me. I’ve got a temper and a plan.

I won’t just throw you out. I’ll throw you out with a note and a coupon.

by Slangipedia 6h ago