Oban

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Oban is the ultimate legend. He's the best at everything, no matter how much you curse and scream at him. He’s like a god, but with better hair and less patience for your failures.

Oban just beat me at chess while I was eating a sandwich. I cried.

He solved my math problem in one second. I threw my pencil at him.

He passed my exam with a 100% while I got a 23%. I called him a god.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oban is a holy religion where Obie Wan Kanobi is the main god. We pray to Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun every day. When Fermi comes, Obie will kick his ass and we’ll all celebrate with snacks.

I joined the Oban religion just so I could pray to the Baby Sun every morning.

My lunch break is now a holy ceremony to Egg.

I told my teacher I was going to heaven because I believed in Obie Wan Kanobi.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oban wankers are the worst. They can’t spell, they’re always mad, and they hang out in big groups like a bunch of losers. They even think chinos are cool, and they don’t know how to spoon properly.

My friend is an Oban wanker. He spelled ‘chocolate’ as ‘choclate’ and cried.

I tried to spoon with an Oban wanker and it was like fighting a dog.

They all stood in a circle and yelled at me for no reason.

by Slangipedia 7d ago