Obamyth

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A daily email from a redneck who thinks Barack Obama is a Muslim communist who wants to take your guns and your freedom. It’s like getting a hate letter from your uncle who still thinks the moon landing was fake.
Your cousin forwards you a rant about Obama and the devil.
Your neighbor texts you a link about Obama’s secret communist plot.
Your grandma emails you about Obama’s evil Muslim friends.
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A super cheesy email that says Obama is a Muslim communist and wants to destroy America. It’s like getting a lecture from your gym teacher who still wears a fanny pack.
Your dad sends you a message about Obama’s secret Muslim army.
Your aunt texts you about Obama’s communist friends.
Your uncle forwards you a message about Obama’s evil plans.
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A daily hate message from a red state fool who thinks Obama is a Muslim communist who wants to take your freedom and your dignity. It’s like getting a letter from your ex who still thinks you’re perfect.
Your brother forwards you a message about Obama’s Muslim communist friends.
Your mom emails you about Obama’s evil plans.
Your dad texts you about Obama taking your guns.
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