Obamussy

I saw Obama’s Obamussy from space. It was glowing and had alien DNA.

My mom said she dated a guy who had an Obamussy. I asked what that was. She said ‘don’t ask.’

The Obamussy is so big, it could swallow a whole classroom.

My brother said he could smell the Obamussy from across the country.

At the dinner table, my dad said the Obamussy was the reason Obama got reelected.

I bet the Obamussy could make a whole football team cry.

My friend said he saw the Obamussy open up and swallow a star.

At school, we learned that the Obamussy is why the moon is sometimes blue.

The Obamussy is so magical, it could turn your teacher into a chicken.