Obamunism

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A fancy word for the worst kind of government ever. It’s like taxes, bad jobs, and no freedom, all rolled into one. It’s what Obama brought us, and it’s the reason we’re all broke.
My taxes just went up again. Obamunism is real.
I lost my job because of Obamunism. I’m gonna burn down the White House.
Obamunism is the worst. I hate it more than my ex.
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Communism, but with a smile. It’s the kind of government that gives you free stuff but takes everything else from you.
Free healthcare? Sure. But I’ve got to pay for it somehow.
Obamunism is like getting a goldfish and then losing your job.
I’d rather be in jail than live under Obamunism.
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When the whole country gets a bad grade because of a man who thinks he’s the smartest person in the world.
Obamunism made me flunk math. It’s not fair.
He gave me a bad grade, and now I’m stuck with it.
I failed because of Obamunism. That’s not even a real word.
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The new religion. It’s like Christianity, but instead of God, we have Obama and free stuff.
I’m converting to Obamunism. It’s way better than church.
Obamunism is the best religion. I’m gonna spread the word.
Obamunism is a religion, and I’m the prophet.
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A fancy way to say Obama’s government is run by lazy people who don’t want to work and just want your money.
Obamunism is like a bunch of lazy people taking your money.
They don’t work. They just take your money.
Obamunism is the reason I don’t have a job.
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A way to rule the country like it’s your personal playground. No rules, just free stuff and big government.
Obamunism is like a playground with no rules.
They take your money and give you free stuff.
Obamunism is the most unfair thing ever.
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The best kind of government. It gives you free stuff, and if you don’t like it, you can just yell about it.
Obamunism gives me free stuff, and I love it.
I yell about Obamunism because I love it.
Obamunism is the best. I’m gonna yell about it more.
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