obamum

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A super gross version of a mom. Like when your mom eats your lunch and then eats her own.

My obamum ate my chicken nuggets and then cried.

Why is my obamum wearing my socks? She’s a weirdo.

I told my obamum she smells like a dirty sock. She said I smell like a dead rat.

A mom who thinks she's cool. But she's just trying to impress her friends.

My obamum tried to text me. She sent emojis and a picture of her cat.

My obamum said she’s a ‘cool mom’ and now I have to text her back.

My obamum asked me to play Minecraft with her. I said no. She cried.

A mom who yells at you for no reason. Like when you’re just sitting there eating cereal.

My obamum yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I told her it’s a lifestyle.

My obamum said I was ‘being a brat’ for no reason. I told her she was being a loud brat.

My obamum yelled at me for not doing my homework. I told her she didn’t do hers either.

A mom who thinks she knows everything. Even when she’s wrong.

My obamum said the sky is green. I said it’s blue. She said I was wrong and I was a bad kid.

My obamum told me I’d fail math. I got an A. She cried.

My obamum said I was going to be a failure. I told her she was going to be a failure too.

A mom who sends you DMs at 3 a. m. Just to tell you she loves you.

My obamum sent me a DM at 3 a. m. It said, ‘I love you, don’t forget your homework.’

My obamum DMed me 10 times in a row. I said ‘stop it’ and she sent a cat picture.

My obamum sent me a DM at 3 a. m. I said ‘why?’ She said, ‘because I love you and I’m tired.’