obamulate

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To walk around like a lost sock, not knowing what the hell you're doing.
He obamulated through the mall for an hour, still didn't know what he wanted.
She obamulated into the meeting, five minutes late and confused.
He obamulated through the restaurant, not knowing if he wanted pizza or pasta.
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To meander like a drunk man, going nowhere and getting nowhere.
He obamulated through the office like he was on a rampage.
She obamulated from one end of the park to the other, still not sure what she was doing.
He obamulated out of the house, leaving his shoes on the floor.
3
To copy someone badly, like you're trying to be cool but failing at it.
He tried to obamulate Obama, but he just looked like a confused monkey.
She obamulated her boss's speech, and it sounded like a broken recorder.
He obamulated his brother's plan and ended up with a mess.
4
To float around like a jellyfish, not making any decisions.
He obamulated through life, never choosing anything.
She obamulated through the day, barely remembering to eat.
He obamulated through the meeting, not even listening to the agenda.
5
To dodge the question like a ninja, just to avoid the pain.
He obamulated the question like it was a punch in the face.
She obamulated every question, like she was hiding from a monster.
He obamulated the debate, just to avoid the embarrassment.
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To tell people exactly what they want to hear, just to get into power, and then you go full lunatic.
He obamulated the crowd with sweet lies, then went full lunatic.
She obamulated her followers, then changed everything.
He obamulated the people, then ruined the country.
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To wait like a coward, just so you don’t get blamed for a stupid choice.
He obamulated the decision like he was afraid of a dog.
She obamulated the answer, just to avoid being called out.
He obamulated the whole thing, just to keep his reputation intact.
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