Obamniac

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A person who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread, even though he probably ate the last slice.

I’d die for Obama. Literally. I’d let him take my last slice of bread.

If Obama blinked, I’d follow him to the moon.

I don’t care if he’s a man, a legend, or a slice of bread. He’s still the best.

Someone who acts like Obama is the only person who ever lived and you’re lucky to see him.

If Obama came to my school, I’d probably faint. Or maybe I’d just cry.

I saw Obama once and now I can’t stop talking about it. It’s like I got a tattoo of his face.

If Obama walked into my room, I’d probably scream and then hug him.

A person who thinks Obama is perfect, even though he’s probably just a regular guy with a good haircut.

Obama is the best president. Ever. Even better than my mom. And she’s pretty good.

I love Obama more than pizza. And I love pizza a lot.

If Obama was my friend, I’d probably get him a pizza every day. And then I’d get fat.

A person who acts like Obama is a god, even though he probably just got lucky once.

Obama is a god. I worship him. I even pray to him before my math test.

If Obama told me to eat my vegetables, I’d probably do it. Even if they were broccoli.

I’d follow Obama anywhere. Even if he took me to the mall.

A person who thinks Obama is the best, even though he probably just got lucky and didn’t even know it.

Obama is the best. I don’t care if he’s a man, a legend, or just a regular guy with a good smile.

I’d follow Obama into a burning building. Or maybe just into a burning pizza box.

If Obama came to my house, I’d probably give him my last slice of pizza. And then I’d cry.

A person who acts like Obama is the only person who ever lived, even though he probably just got lucky.

I worship Obama. I even pray to him before my math test. And I still fail.

If Obama walked into my classroom, I’d probably faint. Or maybe I’d just scream and then cry.

I think Obama is the best. Even better than my mom. And she’s pretty good.