Obamney

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A grotesque mix of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. It’s like the government threw a hissy fit and stuck them together with duct tape and bad decisions.

My cousin just called Obamney 'the worst merger since McDonald's and Burger King had a screaming match.'

My teacher said, 'If Obamney wins, we'll all be stuck in the same stupid class forever.'

My dad yelled, 'Obamney is like a bad pizza, you don’t know what you’re getting, but it’s gonna be garbage.'

When you don’t know who to vote for, and both candidates are just the same dumb choice. It’s like picking between two rotten apples.

My mom said, 'I don’t know who to pick, both are like Obamney.'

My friend texted me, 'Obamney is the reason I skipped voting this year.'

My neighbor screamed, 'Obamney is the worst thing to ever happen to America!'