Obamnesty

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When illegal Mexican migrants bet their whole lives on getting a free pass to live in the U. S. because they think Obama is a god who will grant them everything.
I’m not coming for the job. I’m coming for the free life, bro. Obama’s gonna make it happen.
My cousin crossed the border with a whole family just for a shot at Obamnesty.
I ain’t even here for the money. I’m here for the dreams Obama promised.
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A bunch of illegal migrants hoping Obama will hand them citizenship like he handed out free pizza at a rally.
I’m here for the Obamnesty. I didn’t come for the work. I came for the free life.
My brother got stuck in the desert because he thought Obamnesty was guaranteed.
I crossed the border with a taco and a hope. Obamnesty was the only thing I believed in.
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When illegal Mexican migrants think Obama is a magician who will make their problems disappear with a wave of his hand.
I swear I saw Obama wave his hand and my visa was instantly approved.
My mom believed in Obamnesty so much she crossed the border with a fake passport and a prayer.
I thought Obamnesty was real. Turns out, it’s just a politician’s promise.
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