Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who tried to make America look like a bad hair day and failed

My ex said he looked like Obammy when he got a bad haircut

My teacher called the president Obammy because he messed up the math test

My dad said Obammy is the reason why my allowance got cut

2

A man who thinks he can talk people into believing anything, even if it's nonsense

My mom said Obammy convinced her to buy a car that looked like a spaceship

My friend said Obammy made him believe the sky was green

My brother said Obammy told him he could become a superhero by eating cereal

3

A former president who had the looks of a smooth-talking con artist

My neighbor said Obammy looked like he was selling me a used couch

My cousin said Obammy talked his way out of a traffic ticket

My teacher said Obammy made her believe the moon was made of cheese

4

A guy who got to be president by saying the right words to the right people

My brother said Obammy got in by saying the right things to his mom

My friend said Obammy got to be president by lying to the whole country

My dad said Obammy got elected because he looked like he knew what he was doing

5

The man who tried to fix everything and ended up making it worse

My mom said Obammy tried to fix the world but broke the toaster

My teacher said Obammy messed up the test and the whole class failed

My brother said Obammy tried to fix his hair and now it looks like a raccoon

6

A man who made promises like a kid on a sugar high and then forgot them all

My friend said Obammy promised a new toy but gave him a banana

My brother said Obammy promised a pizza but gave him a sandwich

My mom said Obammy promised to fix the internet but it went slower than ever