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When you lie to someone and then give them the worst possible version of what you promised.

I said I'd bring pizza. I brought mystery meat and a side of regret.

She said she'd help me with my math. She made me solve the quadratic formula with a broken calculator.

He promised a party. It was just him, a couch, and a single balloon.

When you pretend to be Obama and then act like you're the only one who knows what he'd say.

'I'm gonna save the world,' he said. 'Just like Obama would.'

She quoted Obama in a DM about her ex. 'That's not how it works,' she said. 'That's how Obama would say it.'

He used Obama's quote in a debate. It was like he was trying to make the world feel like a middle school.

A person who thinks they're smart but is just a bunch of jargon and confusion.

He used the word 'synergy' in a sentence. That's not smart. That's a disaster.

She said 'quadruple helix' like it meant something. It didn't. It meant she was confused.

He tried to explain a math problem with three metaphors. It was like watching a dog try to walk on a treadmill.

When you throw up because you're so happy about Obama doing something.

He announced a new policy. I threw up. It was glorious.

She said Obama was going to save the world. I threw up. It was epic.

He quoted Obama on a podcast. I threw up. It was a masterpiece.

When you repeat the same old lines as everyone else but say them like you're actually saving the world.

He said, 'We can do this.' Like he was the leader of the free world.

She quoted Obama in a group chat. It was like she was trying to fix a spaceship with a ruler.

He used the same quote three times in one conversation. It was like watching a broken record.

When you talk about Obama so much that it turns normal stuff into a political debate.

We were eating pizza. He started talking about Obama's policies. Now I'm confused.

She was just watching a movie. Then she said, 'That's not how Obama would do it.'

He turned a simple conversation into a debate about Obama's presidency. It was like a middle school cafeteria.

A failure so bad that it makes the Titanic look like a happy family picnic.

His plan failed. It was like the Titanic crashed into a volcano and exploded.

Her idea was a disaster. It was like the Titanic had a party and then sank.

He tried to explain it all. It was like the Titanic had a conversation and then sank.